Can you tell me a bedtime story?

There was once this youthful black teenager who moved in with his rich aunt and uncle. You see, he used to live in Philadelphia, but he got in one stupid little fight and his mom got scared, so she sent him out to California. So he got settled in and had quite a few hilarious head butting interactions with his uncle, and of course his dorky cousin. There was this one time though when his father left him high and dry..AGAIN, and he had an emotional breakdown with his uncle, and it was pure magic, however the remainder of his time with his extended family was just lots of laughs and lots of fun. Eventually he grew up and went to college, something he never thought he would do, but he did it, thanks to the support from his family. In the end, they all lived happily ever after.