Wear some cat pants, your butt hole looks like popcorn

keep being a Cat its Great

If you sleep on newly-cleaned clothes in the airing cupboard, you'll both be warm and smell like fabric conditioner. Although most cats seem to already know this.

Make sure you keep one of those nine lives in your back pocket for a rainy day.

Please stop murdering so many birds 😞

Lay of licking your fur.

Stop being so cute!

Cucumbers are harmless

dont eat the brave rats..

cats give me advice

Don't eat mice 🐭

Be more dog....

It doesn’t matter what advice I give….cats never listen to anything I say. 🐈

purrroowwww or u purr mot get meowah