what advice would you give to a cat?

keep being a Cat its Great

If you sleep on newly-cleaned clothes in the airing cupboard, you'll both be warm and smell like fabric conditioner. Although most cats seem to already know this.

Meow

cats give me advice

Make sure you keep one of those nine lives in your back pocket for a rainy day.

Don't eat mice 🐭

Stop being so cute!

Cucumbers are harmless

It doesn’t matter what advice I give….cats never listen to anything I say. 🐈

Please stop murdering so many birds 😞

dont eat the brave rats..

Be more dog....

purrroowwww or u purr mot get meowah

Lay of licking your fur.

Wear some cat pants, your butt hole looks like popcorn