Do you tell people if there zipper is down?

Of course! As a favor to them, one should let them know of their "wardrobe malfunction". Over the years, since I spend a lot of time in the malls and out in public, I've let many gentlemen know that their zipper was down. Several have remarked, "Would you like to zip me up?" as if they think they are challenging me. But I've risen to the occasion by accepting their challenge with both hands: One grasping the zipper and the other holding their "package" to make sure the material doesn't "ride up" as I pull the zipper up. I never know what their reaction will be but sometimes it's a look of chagrin and other times a look of pleasure and an invite to go to coffee with them. What's a girl gonna do?