Will whoever is making these damnable accusations of murder towards me please step forward?

Absurd! For at least one of your fingers was on the trigger of the revolver!

@ColonelMustard: The revolver is missing! but my hands are too delicate to pull the trigger

Indeed so you say... BUT was it not you wearing those giant sunglasses at the shooting range on Wednesday?

@ColonelMustard: the sun was in my eyes, a woman like me always needs to use weaponry as self defense

@MissScarlet: Very well, but I wonder how one with such delicate fingers as you say maintained such a tight cluster around the target. Your aim would have been impressive for one of the soldiers in my unit!

@ColonelMustard: *clutching pearls tightly* I call it blind luck colonel, I just squeeze the trigger and it hits my target but its hard on my delicate hands.