Will whoever is making these damnable accusations of murder towards me please step forward?

@ColonelMustard: the sun was in my eyes, a woman like me always needs to use weaponry as self defense

@MissScarlet: Very well, but I wonder how one with such delicate fingers as you say maintained such a tight cluster around the target. Your aim would have been impressive for one of the soldiers in my unit!

@ColonelMustard: *clutching pearls tightly* I call it blind luck colonel, I just squeeze the trigger and it hits my target but its hard on my delicate hands.

@ColonelMustard: 😊

@ColonelMustard: the purple fella said so... and everybody knows plums don't lie. 😎

The Professor! Indeed, he has been acting squirrely lately...

The power was out, and I simply needed some light for reading!