When I was a kid at kindergarten

A few of my boy peers decided to hang me from a tyre swing. Why, I hear you ask? Well, during recess all the little girls would stand on top of the incinerator and show their underwear to the boys. I stepped in and decreed that this was unfair as the boys never showed us girls their undies. Answer? Hang me.

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DarthMalia · 26-30, F

you got a wedgie in kindergarten? lol

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

Not a wedgie. A rope around my throat.

DarthMalia · 26-30, F

@Cavedweller: please tell me your joking

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

Nope. God's honest truth.

DarthMalia · 26-30, F

@Cavedweller: my god how did you survive

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

I kicked and screamed and bit. And no other girl came to my aid, I'll add.

DarthMalia · 26-30, F

@Cavedweller: but how

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

I'm not sure I understand your question..

DarthMalia · 26-30, F

@Cavedweller: how did you survive being hanged by your neck

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

The rope was thankfully pretty loose. It's pretty hard to actually hang someone from a tyre swing.

DarthMalia · 26-30, F

@Cavedweller: very true why would someone do this

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

As I explained, I tried to get the boys to show us their undies instead of just the girls showing theirs.

DarthMalia · 26-30, F

@Cavedweller: still it doesnt deserved getting hanged