Are you secretly a microwave?

nope, tool old for that

I'm secretly a toaster

no I talk to them sometimes tho

yes. don't tell peoples this stuffs rubles! 😳

yes and I'm crushing on the fridge but don't tell anyone

I'm secretly Facebook stalking a microwave

It's no secret my friend. ;)

[i][c=#BF0080]Not anymore 😳[/c][/i]

I wish.

Toaster ....😉 Bagel toaster that is (* best James Bond voice)