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Do you ever use fake names when buying stuff?

I was at Starbucks with my friends yesterday. This one guy said his name was "Donald" and I said I was "Melania." Barista thought we were high.

Was at Blaze Pizza today. Said my name was Peter and I identify as a male. Dude at the counter thought I had some sort of mental disorder.

You ever do this stuff?

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emjaymj · 31-35, M

Maybe you do have mental disorder?!

DeletedAccount00 · F

The shrink said no

emjaymj · 31-35, M

@briyeli: that shrink is an idiot. 🤔

DeletedAccount00 · F

@emjaymj: Well he got an MD while you're a nerdy keyboard warrior on SW. So you ain't the bro who should be talkin fam.

emjaymj · 31-35, M

@briyeli: 😃now now.. I thought we had something special.

DeletedAccount00 · F

@emjaymj: Who says we don't fam?

emjaymj · 31-35, M

@briyeli: see? We do.. 😏
We're good friends.. Haa. haa. wink wink..

DeletedAccount00 · F

@emjaymj: Sure fam whatever just kno I got pepper spray in my purse 😉

emjaymj · 31-35, M

@briyeli: Thats not a good way to give off from impression. Im a shitty boyF. But at least we can be good friends. 😃