Do you ever use fake names when buying stuff?

I was at Starbucks with my friends yesterday. This one guy said his name was "Donald" and I said I was "Melania." Barista thought we were high.

Was at Blaze Pizza today. Said my name was Peter and I identify as a male. Dude at the counter thought I had some sort of mental disorder.

You ever do this stuff?

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emjaymj · 31-35, M

Maybe you do have mental disorder?!

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emjaymj · 31-35, M

@briyeli: see? We do.. 😏
We're good friends.. Haa. haa. wink wink..

DeletedAccount00 · F

@emjaymj: Sure fam whatever just kno I got pepper spray in my purse 😉

emjaymj · 31-35, M

@briyeli: Thats not a good way to give off from impression. Im a shitty boyF. But at least we can be good friends. 😃

SethGreene531 · M

Nothing wrong with a little levity in the day.
Yep. I don't look like an 'Ezra' Plus why should you give over ANY personal info buying fast food or anything?

luckranger71 · 51-55, M

I've been Abe Froman occasionally. Cosmo Kramer on one occasion

DeletedAccount00 · F

My friend did Art Vandelay once 😂😂😂

SW-User

I always do when ordering food.

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