JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
My mom told my sister that is she runs too much her uterus will start dropping down .
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
I had a friend who wasn't allowed to wear a hat because his dad was afraid it would make him prematurely bald.
beermeplease · M
i actually never believed my mom when she told me if i played with myself, i'd go blind....i'm beginning to believe her now. 

BrandonWyatt36 · 36-40, M
@beermeplease 😳😳😳😳
GoFish · 41-45, F
my mom is afraid of eating seeds she started peeling all the seeds off her strawberries like who does that?
Entwistle · 56-60, M
Eating the crusts of bread will put hairs on your chest.
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@Entwistle My sister used to say, "but I don't want hairs on my chest"
lissah · 36-40, F
Picking a dandelion will make you wet the bed
Entwistle · 56-60, M
Going outside with wet hair would make you catch a cold!
Waveney · M
If you pee in the swimming pool, the water will turn dark blue.
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
Wait 30 minutes after eating before you go swimming. You’ll cramp and drown if you don’t
That going outside in wet hair will make you sick
Pretzel · 70-79, M
Swallowing watermelon seeds ...they'll grow in your stomach
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@Quimliqer Any seed for that matter!
swirlie · 31-35, F
@JimboSaturn
Then why have I never gotten pregnant?
Then why have I never gotten pregnant?
Thatsright · 61-69, M
Playing with fire will make you wet the bed.
@Thatsright Never heard that one.
That you can dissect a corpse using a Remington lady shaver. Totally doesn't work 😒
Convivial · 26-30, F
Eating watermelon seeds.... Just don't do it!.... They grow
swirlie · 31-35, F
If you sleep with a member of the opposite sex, you will get pregnant in the night because sperm cells will walk across the sheets like ants, which is why you should insist that your male partner wear a condom regardless of his intent when the lights go off.
You cannot make this stuff up. A female acquaintance of mine who is two years older than me, learned this from her over-controlling mother and still believes it to this day.
You cannot make this stuff up. A female acquaintance of mine who is two years older than me, learned this from her over-controlling mother and still believes it to this day.
Opening an umbrella in the house brings bad luck.
Putting your shirt on inside out means you’ll get a surprise.
Shaving hair makes it grow back thicker.
Putting your shirt on inside out means you’ll get a surprise.
Shaving hair makes it grow back thicker.
Oneofthestormboys · 56-60, M
Good call.
If the wind changes while pulling faces, you’ll stay like it. Utter bollocks.
If the wind changes while pulling faces, you’ll stay like it. Utter bollocks.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Putting new shoes on the table is bad luck.
BrandonWyatt36 · 36-40, M
Ummm when you shave your face it grows back thicker?... BS.. at least in my case... I shave everyday... And it only gets thicker if I go a day or two without shaving which I try not to
If you pee on an electric fence it shocks you🙄
Completely untrue
Completely untrue
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
Cold gives you a cold. Or drinking something cold after something hot.
























