ButterFly2023 · 22-25, M
I swear in real life way too much. But you know it sounds right, had years of practise. So I'm with you here. Swearing sounds terrible if you are a beginner on the other side.
well, golly gosh by goodness

SW-User
This is the first time I've heard either one. I think I'm going to use "what the fluff"
What is a glob?
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
A glob is basically the same thing as a blob. It means like a big squishy mass of something, usually circular. So maybe you have a big glob of mashed potatoes on your plate, or if you chew a bunch of gum, it turns into a glob of gum.
Mios Dios
Teirdalin · 31-35
Personally when I try to censor myself I just go for as stupid sounding of a term as possible.
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
I think that glob one got popular because of the show Adventure Time. Which was one of the worst cartoon shows ever. Only Steven Universe is worse.
Teirdalin · 31-35
Personally I don't watch cartoons; or anything really for that matter.
Have heard of both though.
Have heard of both though.

SW-User
How about "Jesus H Christ on a tricycle" one of my faves. Or "Hey Donkey balls!"