this thing doesn't look even remotely comfortable

Getting out of it would be the problem. Can't see any way to do that gracefully.

You're right. Who would want to lay at a 90 degree angle?

Heaven forbid - I would kick him off so fast🙄
Chair hog!!😒

"My crotch is level with your face"

"I know, why do you think I'm grinning like this?"

It's a rocking chair :)