hey lady, can i rest my head on your lap while you play with my hair and tell me stories about...

PoizonApple · 41-45, F

I wish I had a witty response to this but...*checks pockets* I got nothing!

*walks away pretending I can whistle*

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Hey now, Reubles, I'm old but not that old....👵

Primnproper · 56-60, F

You cheeky devil!! I know I've had a hard life but not that hard !! 😄

SW-User

I ain't that old

3venus · F

Back in WWII..........

Ynotjenn · F

I thought that said your time with the Wii...

I was about to woo you with stories of my Wii bowling days :(

How about some Grimm's fairy tales instead?

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

🇺🇸 💣💣🔫🔫[i]El Presidente[/i]
We could take the country while they sleep !!

KandiGhostcat · 22-25, F

No. And unfortunately I wasn't around when World War Two happened.

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

No. You may rest your head on the floor.

hey lady, can i rest my head on your lap while you play with my hair and tell me stories about your time in WWII?