Go and bomb somwhere- America likes being at war
Call up all 18 to thirty olds- male and female- and send them off to be cannon fodder.

Yes this is utterly ridiculous but you idiots elected him and we will shortly have world war three started by tweet. May I thank you for that in advance.Venezuela is disgusted!!

Resign

Die

Cyanide and arsenic.

Refuse to take office
???

Control his temper, fall off a cliff...

repeal obamacare and cut tax rates. Could and will are different questions.

Cancel his twitter account.
Take a course on international diplomatic relations.

He could teach people the difference between to too and two!

bus whoopie and rosie to canada?..

Resign

Tell the Illuminati to give up the secrets, we know they exist.

Move Scientology to Mars.

Post the Nuclear Launch Codes in code online for 15 minutes, 1st one to solve it domestically gets a free nuke, one a year tax free.

Reduce taxes and get illegal immigration under control

Retire.

Move to the Marshall Islands that are sinking due to global Warming, and to hang in there til the bitter end!

Thanks Trumplorable!

Not be as racist, not validate racist people and in general be less of an idiot

Merely taking the oath of office will improve things immediately .

Economy , Reduce Terrorism

Not take office.... and give up Twitter.

Go. Away.

Prosecute hillary and lynch

Allow pussy grabbing
Allow mo pussy grabbing