But... are you happy?

Once in a blue moon

Sometimes, I forget that I'm not. I'm convinced it's a choice, but I refuse to elect otherwise. Pshhhhh

Very

Happy enough for the time being given my circumstances. ☺

No but people here make it bearable.

... ish. close enough for .gov work.

Not even remotely, but I am alive

no

I'm a human and humans are generally miserable creatures. So yeah probably.