Why was Trump so close to getting killed so funny to me?

Why did God make it too cold for Trump's inauguration to be outside?
My spouse cheated on me. How can I remotely access her phone without her knowledge?
What is your go-to treat for satisfying your sweet tooth cravings, even though it may not be the healthiest option?
Why are humans born "incomplete" unlike the animals? Why do humans need technology and how did it become a part of us?