Thanksgiving is so ingrained into American culture that once a year everyone has to pretend that they enjoy eating turkey, chicken's ugly cousin.

Turkey is the smallest part of my dinner. Stuffing, mini potatoes roasted in turkey juice, roasted brussel sprouts, wild rice, root vegetable casserole, mushroom Wellington, and many other side dishes fill my plate. And then a long walk and then apple pie, pecan pie, and chocolate pie.

travelguy01 · 41-45, M

I do it all for the pilgrims

MethDozer · M

Like there's really nothing more boring and flavorless than a grilled chicken breast

Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F

@MethDozer you keep calling chicken bland....sure it doesn't have a strong flavor. The great thing about that is you can season and marinate it with fucking anything and tons of it. And it's just so fucking yummy! And you get your protein! Yay for 🐔

Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F

(It's really all about the seasoning. I did periperi chicken TO DIE FOR last week. Of course it's bland without anything on it.)

MethDozer · M

@Notsimilarreally It's just that seasoned and cooked the same way.. turkey is much better

MethDozer · M

Chicken is the blandest and most boring meat there is.

GlitterEater · 36-40, F

@MethDozer Literally why I like it.

MethDozer · M

@GlitterEater no wonder you order bean curd and broccoli from the Unlucky Kitten

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