I am now accepting applications to join my crime family. Please send me your CV and a cover letter explaining how you can contribute.

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

Loitering, cutting tags off of items I bought, rolling stops at stop signs in empty neighborhoods. Heck, one time I drank alcohol before I was 21. Heard enough? 😎

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@ShepherdBard I saw someone doing a 35 in a 30. Was it you?

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil sthap being a rat
(I was once pulled over for going 38 in a 35 and went through all the dui tests for it.. I had 0 alcohol that night)

SUPERVlXEN · F

I'm already your first lover and getaway driver tho 😑

NerdySoph · 26-30, F

I have a factory full of this 🔪
Thank you for approving my application 😌

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Cover letter? Acting like this is a high brow organization

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

In a word? Explosives.

MethDozer · M

You've made a powerful enemy today.

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