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I am now accepting applications to join my crime family. Please send me your CV and a cover letter explaining how you can contribute.

UndercoverBard31-35, M
Loitering, cutting tags off of items I bought, rolling stops at stop signs in empty neighborhoods. Heck, one time I drank alcohol before I was 21. Heard enough? 馃槑
deadgerbil22-25, M
@UndercoverBard I saw someone doing a 35 in a 30. Was it you?
UndercoverBard31-35, M
@deadgerbil sthap being a rat
(I was once pulled over for going 38 in a 35 and went through all the dui tests for it.. I had 0 alcohol that night)
NerdySoph26-30, F
I have a factory full of this 馃敧
Thank you for approving my application 馃槍
I'm already your first lover and getaway driver tho 馃槕
deadgerbil22-25, M
Cover letter? Acting like this is a high brow organization
uncalled456-60, M
In a word? Explosives.
You've made a powerful enemy today.

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