When I visit your hometown, which sandwich should I try?

@AntisocialTroll A friend visited the US from Scotland and brought me tablet and Irn Bru.

@GlitterEater Both are revolting in my opinion but don't tell the Scots, I'd be cast out for sacrilege...

@AntisocialTroll I liked them both, but wouldn't have them regularly. When I want to impress Scots I bring up Irn Bru and Neds.

@GlitterEater Numpty and dreich will seriously impress them then.

Also a piece is a sandwich, juice is any fizzy drink and shopping are messages.

They'll be convinced you've been here...

@AntisocialTroll Numpty, piece, and fizzy drink I remember! My friend would constantly be telling me about the piece she had for dinner or tea.

@GlitterEater For years now I've wanted to know why shopping=messages, I've yet to meet a single Scot who actually knows!

@AntisocialTroll I'm not sure if she used that one. I don't remember hearing/reading it. Also I only understood about 1/3 of what she said out loud. #glaswegian