no one since i'd probably die on my way to the phone booth like a mile away

Like if I was in the middle of dying? Probably my mother. I read a story about this Russian girl who was attacked and later eaten by a bear and it's cubs ad she called her mother after the attack and stayed on the phone while being eaten. I can't imagine how horrible that would have been for the mother, I wouldn't want to do anything like that to her. If I was going to die soon, then probably my father would be the last person I would call. Frak that asshole.

AT&T.

I want them to be the ones to lower me down into my grave. So they could let me down one last time.

Hillary Clinton

Pizza delivery

Mistress, wait Mrs Kelly

my older sister Becca

No one to call.

to anyone it may concern I accept you

My cannibal friend.

No one, I'm on my own.

my bitch roomate

The cable company

my enemy

My mother.

911. Wait, they'd be first. 😅