A Gunnery Sargent after 35 years in the marines decides...
To retire and go back to school. So he enrolled in the local community on his VA benefit. He's not really sure what classes to take and as he is looking at the catalog he notices a class on sex. Well he jumps right on that because he's been all over the world tend times at least and knows everything about her think the teacher will want some advice.
Well he gets the class and as time wears on the old jarhead is starting to get on the professors last nerve.
Durning class once the professor asked how many different sex positions have you tried? The gunny always did up front and tries to answer every question. So after the teach asked how many different positions do you know the gunny immediately shoots his hand up and his bouncy in his chair like Pavlov's dog but real excited and he's answering the question Ina loud whisper, he's waving frantically saying 51,51 ,51 the professor ignores him and the next time over is a pretty yet shy girl and the professor want her to answer so he calls on her, How many different sex positions have you tried? No answer the gunny going crazy saying 51 51 and again the professor asked her how many positions did she know? Finally she disks up and says one position. The teach days only one? And which one is that, she says well the girls lays on her back and the guy gets on top. The gunny starts screaming almost, saying 52 52 52..
This may be one of those you had to be there...
Well he gets the class and as time wears on the old jarhead is starting to get on the professors last nerve.
Durning class once the professor asked how many different sex positions have you tried? The gunny always did up front and tries to answer every question. So after the teach asked how many different positions do you know the gunny immediately shoots his hand up and his bouncy in his chair like Pavlov's dog but real excited and he's answering the question Ina loud whisper, he's waving frantically saying 51,51 ,51 the professor ignores him and the next time over is a pretty yet shy girl and the professor want her to answer so he calls on her, How many different sex positions have you tried? No answer the gunny going crazy saying 51 51 and again the professor asked her how many positions did she know? Finally she disks up and says one position. The teach days only one? And which one is that, she says well the girls lays on her back and the guy gets on top. The gunny starts screaming almost, saying 52 52 52..
This may be one of those you had to be there...
