Have you ever just wanted to shove your entire foot + boot up someone's asss?

Nah. Is that a kink? 😐 sounds messy

The ones who walk around with broomsticks up their behinds and chips on their shoulders?

Momentarily. But if the boot comes off, how do you get it back?

I would gladly do that to every troll on the Internet.

The thought has crossed my mind sometimes...

One of my favorite lines from That 70's Show 😂

I would love to have a woman’s foot shoved up my ass

At least once a day

At times!

more like...

Yep

Yes

Ew, then I would have to clean them off

No, boots are made for walking