One month without bathing

@SkeetSkeet Lies!

@SkeetSkeet No wonder you keep asking for new Dups warmers.

wearing date repellant?

it won't work

@hippyjoe1955 I need a fresh one

@SkeetSkeet One is on the way. Can't have you leaving skid marks/snail trails on your couch

@hippyjoe1955 but I want to have a skidmark couch like you

@SkeetSkeet I believe the term is "zebra skin"

@SkeetSkeet Well if that is the case you had better get over here and determine the pattern.

@SkeetSkeet Hell!
I haven't sat in a Tub and bathed in 2 years! Too much hassle clamoring in and out!