Reasons my mom is annoyed at me, after we talked on the phone

1. My accent- Its my fault that you moved me to Delco at 5, kept me there until 13, and didnt retain my Saffa accent

2- I had a wine night on a monday- ok, thats fair

3 I surf too much and dont study enough- the beach is better than my desk

4. I dyed my hair- Sorry that I think it makes me look better