Are you sexier Sept through to May or what?

That’s sweat pants season 😂

Only the months with a vowel in the name

I feel sexy in the summer heat

still average through those months as any other

July - October.

Late June as well, upon completing the transition from mozzarella to lobster 🦞☀️

Whenever people have their eyes shut

Jan 1st - December 23rd

I take the holidays off

June through june, 14th

I'm working on it

🤔 never

Nah, I am sexy all the time

Nah dw I'm like this all year