I'm useless today

Everyone has a purpose...you will find yours

For me, absolutely nothing, or absolutely everything.

One of the two extremes, and nothing in between.

No one is useless. Get up and do something. There are a million things to do. Keeping busy will counteract your mindset.

Pet a cat or dog.
Walk someone's dog
Pick up trash within 250 yards from your location, take a large bag, you'll need it.
Call your older relative(s) and catch up.
Go wash your car, or Vacuumm it.
Clean/Dust something you've forgotten about for months or years.
(Door Frame tops are always dusty as ate Blinds)
Go to a local park and walk around.
Look at all the food you own and figure if you can use those 4 yr old olives (or whatever).
Rearrange Furniture and discover all the missing things that were hiding under it.
Clean the dust off of the back of & underneath the refrigerator

Doesn’t matter
Relax.

Being useless is not a big deal. 🙈

Help out in your community in little ways, that can always go on your resume.

Videogames, sleep, reorganise

Sit by the road and count passing cars.

Nothing, sleep. Wait it out.

Nap

nothin'

seems the most appropriate

or maybe have just one too many drinks

Get high and watch South Park