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Pfuzylogic · M
I wanted to be an ice cream truck driver that plays all the tunes down the street and then I decided that I wanted to be President. I drew the architectural drawings for my house which included 6 bedrooms with a library for each bedroom!
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic You could be president who drives a icecream truck on the weekends lol
Pfuzylogic · M
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic well i doubt you would make everyone happy as president since people just look to hate presidents now lol
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty
When they visited the Whitehouse I could make sure there would be a large variety of popsicles and ice cream to choose from during their visit. However there would be rules about eating them. We can’t have messes in the Whitehouse! 😌
When they visited the Whitehouse I could make sure there would be a large variety of popsicles and ice cream to choose from during their visit. However there would be rules about eating them. We can’t have messes in the Whitehouse! 😌
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic and someone would be outraged that you set rules for eating popsicles and were racist and homophobic for not having the flavor popsicles they wanted lol
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty
Then that is why I would hire you as an Executive consultant to make sure we had the flavors needed to make everyone happy! Should we have a rainbow unicorn flavor?
Then that is why I would hire you as an Executive consultant to make sure we had the flavors needed to make everyone happy! Should we have a rainbow unicorn flavor?
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic that is sweet but i will pass. Lol i want no part of being around rabid people obsessed with politics haha
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty
If you were there you could make sure that there was more of a focus on proper flavors for ice cream and Popsicles and none of the silly political backstabbing! 😀
If you were there you could make sure that there was more of a focus on proper flavors for ice cream and Popsicles and none of the silly political backstabbing! 😀
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic lol there is no right flavor though, that is the secret because people will always complain haha
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty I need a flavor named ZashaKitty. Would that taste like a tropical fruit or a new chocolate fudge? 🧐
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic probably a hairball 🤣
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty i’m not sure how that would go over! Maybe a cotton candy texture! Otherwise we would draw in a lot of stray cats from the streets of D.C.! 😽
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic maybe they could be made for cats. Cats should have the right to vote now anyway. Its almost 2022 and cats have rights also lol
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty They might make a law against strangers petting them!
Laws would change and they might demand tender vittles in compensation for poor past treatment!
Laws would change and they might demand tender vittles in compensation for poor past treatment!
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic sounds fair to me haha
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty
This is getting complicated quick.
As executive consultant to the Whitehouse, you would be responsible for a Tender Vityle menu! The cats could point for their flavor or ask for it by a certain “meow”. My head is hurting with thinking of all the possibilities, How would we pay you for these difficult tasks??
This is getting complicated quick.
As executive consultant to the Whitehouse, you would be responsible for a Tender Vityle menu! The cats could point for their flavor or ask for it by a certain “meow”. My head is hurting with thinking of all the possibilities, How would we pay you for these difficult tasks??
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic see this is what happens when you give me a lil power lol
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty Knowing how cats act is here inherent to the path of power anyways! You could live in the Lincoln bedroom!
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic i dont know what the Lincoln bedroom is haha. Shows how interested i am in politics and the white house :P
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty Then how do you decide where to rest your head?
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic on a pillow 🤔
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty
What a coincidence, my head is resting on one now. Somehow it makes my eyelids heavy also. 🥱
What a coincidence, my head is resting on one now. Somehow it makes my eyelids heavy also. 🥱
ZashaKitty · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic a good one will do that
Pfuzylogic · M
@ZashaKitty
If I had an executive decision on a flavor in addition to hairball I think that I might sleep peacefully!
If I had an executive decision on a flavor in addition to hairball I think that I might sleep peacefully!