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ginnyfromtheblock 路 26-30, F
luckily i never have to think about this because i don鈥檛 fart 馃檹
UpForItNow 路 22-25, F
@ginnyfromtheblock You'd explode!
UpForItNow 路 22-25, F
I remember with my first lover, it'd been over a year of 'radio silence', then during a bout of sex one slipped out. I blurted out "I did a botty burp!" She almost pissed herself laughing. Still, she was not comfortable reciprocating. When a few weeks later, in same situation, one of hers slipped out, she declared 'I'm going back to Brisbane!'.
travelguy01 路 41-45, M
I was crop dusting on my way up to the bar to ask her out
UpForItNow 路 22-25, F
@travelguy01 Sly tactic to offload it prior to making your move.
travelguy01 路 41-45, M
@UpForItNow It was all that beef jerky
Pfuzylogic 路 M
When you don鈥檛 mind if they leave the room because they will come back when all is clear.
meggie 路 F
When you know someone well and feel relaxed with them
wildbill83 路 36-40, M
when you meet the pope? 馃
Well, the first time we were together, my husband jumped on the bed and it kinda happened. So at least it was out of the way quickly.
UpForItNow 路 22-25, F
@V00doo My first girlfriend lost sphincter control during a cunnilingus orgasm.