After that cornball joke I was thinking of uncle Jed always about to have a long talk.

Well they were out by the cement pond and Uncle Jedis whittling on a stick and he's working towards that talk when it of the blue Jethro starts reminiscing about Sue ellen or Mary June anyway he's saying he was comin'on home and he had to pass her house everyday. Well one day she was a standin', I guess in her daisy dukes with a player full of fresh hot cookies. And she's a actin' kinda set saying Jethro I just baked some cookies you want some... And Uncle Jed had his head down and you see his eyebrows rise up, you could tell he was surprised so he thinks he's going to hear about Jethro's first time. Jethro saying I was looking at her and then at those cookies and back at her, Uncle Jed has that upside down smile eyebrows arched way up looking like he's about to blush, then Jethro says she turned her head just a little and I snatched up those cookies and commenced to running as fast as I could and after about four miles she's starting to lag back a little and finally she give up and he ate all those cookies and theys was good too!! And Jethro leaves the scene to bring granny some firewood. And Uncle Jed is kind of sad again and says one of these days I gotta have a long talk with that boy.
That story was like being invited over to watch slides of someone's vacation huh y'all.