Two hillbillies that ain't never been out side of butcher hollar ..

Had to go into Hazard and get some mail order thang and needed to take a train. While on the train they noticed a priest sitting behind them and he had a cast on his arm. Neither one ever saw anything like it so one hillbilly pushes the other into going and ask the priest what in tarnation it that thing on his arm ,so a little more pushing and the hillbilly goes back and asked the priest what it was. And the priest said it's a cast. The hillbilly looks at him a minute and he's got a toothpick and he's picking at his tooth and says oh and walks off and sits down and his buddy says well what is it? The first one picking his tooth says it's a cast. Like he knew something. His buddy well what's it do? And the he pulls his toothpick out and shrugs his shoulders. So his buddy well go ask 'eem. So he does and the priest said he had broken his arm and the cast held it straight till it was mended. The hillbilly nods at him and says oh ok and walks back to his seat and his buddy is like well!? The hillbilly says he broke his arm and the cast makes it straight again. His buddy looks the priest and said how'd he break it? Hillbilly shrugs and his buddy is telling him well go ask him. so he goes back and how'd ya break it. The priest said it's kind of embarrassing and he didn't want to talk about it. What? Go ask him again. Well it becomes obvious you to the priest that these guys aren't going to give up till they know so the priest kind of whispers, I fell off the commode. The hillbilly raises his eyebrows now and goes back to his seat. And he's like dagummit Homer how'd it happen. Homer says he fell off the commode. Well what in tarnation is a commode and Homer says how should I know I'm not Catholic .