When I came in to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet. Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

Eau de toilette (toilet water) is supposed to be very good for the complexion - just have to be careful not to bang your head on the cistern as you stand up! 🤣

You're weak, you're out of control and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

Torturing the gerbil again...

Yuck. Sounds nasty.

Ewwwwww