What would I like about you if you were my friend?

I have a bad sense of direction and could never lead the cops to where we buried the bod....

the uh...package.

I have a big heart and I like to send gifts to friends

I judge quietly

I’m portable 😊

I have a very big heart ❤️

Fancy a pint?

Nothing at all. 🙂

I'm a sweet dumbass ... Who dabbles in dark humor and says many of things to make you laugh