A man hires an assassin ...

To kill his wife and her lover. So the man and the hitman are hiding in the shrubs in the garden. The hitman says you know it 5000 per bullet? The guy yes, shoot them both. So the hitman is adjusting his sights and asked where do you want me to shoot them? The man says shoot my wife in the mouth she was always giving me grief. And shoot the lover in the nuts for screwing my wife. The hitman said hold on a second I might be able to save you a bullet..