In days of old, when knights were bold, and __________________________! ~

For example...toilets not yet invented, they lay their load upon the road and then walked off, contented!

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Ingwe · F

and armour heavy
the horse steady
the maiden ready

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RedBaron · M

@plaguewatcher Sorry, that was meant for paperlace.

RedBaron · M

@Ingwe But your verse doesn't quite fit the meter and pattern.

Ingwe · F

@RedBaron ouch

Mamapolo2016 · F

Until...dysentery

SageWanderer · 70-79, M

all the counts were no accounts.

deathfairy ·

an extra perk? there was no wiping required!

ElwoodBlues · M

@deathfairy I read recently that there's a whole group of 'macho' men who think it's 'gay' to touch one's but in any way. So they don't wipe. At all. That's taking homophobia to a disgusting level!

plaguewatcher · M

and rubbers weren't invented
they wrapped a sock around their cock and fucked away, Contented..

really a shame, looking at the other comments,, that folks just dint get this was a rhyme scheme ?

RedBaron · M

@plaguewatcher Indeed. But I believe you meant "socks," lol.

plaguewatcher · M

@RedBaron goddman predictive trext

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