What if I told you that Santa Claus 🎅 is your father?

Then that means my mother is a ho ho ho

My father is Tim Allen?

You wouldnt be far off from the truth. My father

There are three stages in in a man's life.

He believes in Santa

He doesn't believe in Santa

He is Santa

🤔..i will need his address for the child support agency he owes me 😒

Impossible! I've seen them standing next to each other.

He can't be. I'm Santa Claus

He never visited me in jail 😔

My dad has a beard, glasses and is kinda fat. Could be Santa 🤷‍♂️