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No, but I used to like to hawk up the biggest luggie you ever saw, and tell my lover, "I'm going to spit this up in the air.; It will either land on you or me" Then she would dive under the covers, and I would let out a fart that I had been saving for that occasion for gawd knows how long! That's why I am so sought after as a lover and friend.