Life Before the Computer.

A keyboard was the piano.

A mouse was an animal.

A cursor was someone who used profanity.

A program was either on the television or the radio.

A memory was something gradually lost with age.

An apple was a fruit, so was a blackberry.

A virus was an ailment.

An application was something for gaining employment.

A hard drive was an uncomfortable road trip.

The web was a spider's home.

Windows were a square hole in the room.

A file was an important piece of office material.

A CD was a bank account.

A tablet was a rectangular slab of stone.

And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, you hoped against hope that nobody ever found out.