If the question was 'Officer the lift smelled like that before I got in'...What would be the question?

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AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

Why can I smell weed?

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@AntisocialTroll Have you been gardening?

AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

@AndysLoft Might've been...

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@AntisocialTroll Well Sir, it is quite clear you have been using 'natural' fertiliser. Please join Theoneyouwerewarnedabout and prepare for questioning.

AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

@AndysLoft I can explain...TheOneyouwerewarnedabout works in the shit department of the water works, I was in the lift with him and he honks...No dis to TheOne...we all gotta earn a living...

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@AntisocialTroll Indeed Sir, I agree but the shit department has been closed for over five years now. It is hygenic to change ones clothes and underclothes at least once a year, 2 years at the most.