If the question was 'Officer the lift smelled like that before I got in'...What would be the question?

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TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

did you just piss in the lift?

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@TheCoolestCat No Sir, perish the thought. The reason I am covered in vomit is because I was at the pub and this bloke was sick all over me....

He also shat in my trousers...dirty bugger.