Just got my microchip!!

5 minutes ago. So far Bill Gates hasn't activated mind control so that's good. More importantly, I can go outside and not worry about getting sick from COVID-19 anymore!

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LordShadowfire · M

Just wait until you start emitting that 5G signal. I've never gotten this good of reception.