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No, really. Just coffee.

At the drive-through.

Me: Small black coffee please. That's all.

Her: (in a pleasant little chirpy voice) Cream and sugar?

Me: No, thanks.

I hand her the money and she brings back the change.

Her: "Cream and sugar with your coffee?"

Me: No, thanks.

She brings the coffee. "Cream and sugar?"

Me: (sighing) No, thanks.

Taking a stand on ANYthing is hard.
Cashier: that will be $5.25.

Me: <hands the cashier a $10 bill>

Cashier: out of ten?

Me: Unless you are going to make it out of fifty.

My wife: <when we are in the car> you were being rude.

🤦‍♂️
@PrivateHell 😀 Not rude, but I know why they do that. It's so when they bring your change you don't claim it WAS a fifty.
WanderingThrough · 31-35, F
😂😂😂 I know what you mean. I get judged all the time for having just coffee. I’m a little confused at how you get by with only a small coffee though. 🤔
@WanderingThrough It's maybe the third cup of coffee in a year. I once drank it by the gallon but no more.

 
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