What Is The Best Thing To Say To A Phone Scammer Who Tells You They Have A Legal Case Against You & Will Arrest You If You Don’t Send Money?

My own reply will be “Can’t get blood out of a turnip, Dipshit !”

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saragoodtimes · F

I ask if they're taking me to jail in the USA or India then call him a racially insensitive name and hang up

CestManan · 46-50, F

@saragoodtimes I am curious what name you use but I know we kind of have to watch what we say.

I have a favorite one myself :D

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@CestManan they don’t like being called a rascal

CestManan · 46-50, F

@cherokeepatti You know the weird thing is some scammers supposedly ask for gift cards to repay some nonexistent debt. What the hell kind of crap is THAT?

Okay it's like this - I am NO political or GOVT buff, however, I would bet money that the IRS is not interested in gift cards.

Well like right now I owe five whole dollars to my state. I wonder what would happen if I sent them a McDonald's gift card worth $5?

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@CestManan they get stuff from amazon or wherever with those cards and most of are in India