Congrats an alien has landed

@carpediem The alien stares at the babbling creature, maybe it wants something?

@carpediem Indeed.

@SW-User Awkward silence reigns, eventually the alien writes up the planet as autistic and leaves

@hunkalove The alien slowly pushes a sphere the side of a small boulder behind him.

@HoraceGreenley The Alien is off put, wondering why you have offered some sort of lightable weapon.

@Biffed The alien looks in horror as you descalp yourself and attempt to remove your brain. Terrified, he fucks off, this planet aint worth it

@Azlotto You offer a part of a dead animal that smells like wood to the alien. The alien smiles awkwardly, accepting your gift.

@hidingrighthere The alien smiles and asks for seconds.

@Azlotto sure bro whatever you say