What’s the most bizarre introduction someone has ever given you?

My ex boyfriend, also rather tanked, introduced me to his wife as his wife...it was awkward to say the least, especially as he backtracked to correcting who was who.

🤔..my drunk ex introduced me to his boss using his ex wifes name apparently he had forgot mine 🤔😂

World breakdance champion of 1999

Anyone who needs to inject their sexuality into the conversation..

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I don't think I could possible compete with that one!