What's the best thing about living in the USA ?

@JoyfulSilence 🙀 You said Fuck! *faints*

@SW-User

Fuckin A!

@JoyfulSilence Double Fuckin!

@SW-User

Ooo, two chicks at once? 😛

@JoyfulSilence Not for me.
You go right ahead!

@SW-User

I cannot even get one lady to want me. One is enough, anyway. I only have one dick. Of course, I do have a tongue. 🤔

@JoyfulSilence I know I only want one man..so I totally get that. I think 2 dudes at the same time would be awkward

@SW-User

I might be OK with multiple sex partners at once. But given the state of my body I probably could not please them. I am even worried about pleasing just one. At least my hands and mouth still function normally.

What would be harder is trying to love more than one woman. Inevitably I would love some more than others, and that could lead to conflict. And it is not fair to them. Of course we could have an equal number of men and women. But I do not want to be around naked men!

So just one woman for me. That is enough.

But where is she, I wonder? And why doesn't she PM me?

@JoyfulSilence 🤷‍♀️

@SW-User I could always make a fake account, pretend to be my girlfriend, and PM my current account.

@JoyfulSilence That would be weird

@SW-User Hee hee.

@JoyfulSilence Maybe on SW you can, but now in public or other social media...

@Jimmy2016 I still can say what I want. Heck, I can anywhere on the planet. But there are always consequences. At least in the US I am quite protected from the government, for most things. Private companies can boot me, of course.