[during sex]

Her: Oh yeah, just like that, don’t stop

Me: Make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up

Her: wh...

Me: Tonight I’ma fight till we see the sunlight

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FCNantes · 22-25, M

I take it that when you climax you go wu oh uh oh, wu oh uh oh!

faithfulhusband · C

@FCNantes Tick tock on the 🐓 and the party don't stop no oh oh woah oh

FCNantes · 22-25, M

@faithfulhusband God, that reminds me! A few years ago I was listening to this radio show, & the co-presenter was saying about how there was this huge clock beside him. So, after the show, I went on Facebook & commented on 1 of his posts "Can you show us your huge clock?". It was awkward because my phone had been confiscated at school, so I resorted to sending it on my XBox 360, which was quite a slow & frustrating experience.
Then, maybe a week later, I noticed that in actuality I had sent him a PM! 😬