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[during sex]

Her: Oh yeah, just like that, don’t stop

Me: Make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up

Her: wh...

Me: Tonight I’ma fight till we see the sunlight
Alison · 18-21, F
Look I wanna reply to that guy below. As a person who has both kinds of orgasms: yeah guys are getting fuck all. Girls get a way better deal *laughs*.

Love Kesha tho, tic tok is cool : ).
Alison · 18-21, F
@FCNantes I'm trans duh, I know everything *laughs*.
I've tried both things🤷‍♀️.
Have U?
FCNantes · 22-25, M
@Alison No, but I've got evidence. 🤓
Alison · 18-21, F
@FCNantes Righty O *laughs*.
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
Kinda canned

Lesbian sex is so overrated I guess
@yeronlyman Who said? Hahahaha
yeronlyman · 51-55, M
@faithfulhusband yada yada yada
I just saw my mom simulate having sex.
FCNantes · 22-25, M
@SinlessOnslaught Simulation titilation!
marsbar · F
@marsbar Ke$ha enters and the party starts
marsbar · F
@faithfulhusband 😁🥳🥳
FCNantes · 22-25, M
@faithfulhusband & the Covid spreads.
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
TIKTOK on the clock
FCNantes · 22-25, M
I take it that when you climax you go wu oh uh oh, wu oh uh oh!
@FCNantes Tick tock on the 🐓 and the party don't stop no oh oh woah oh
FCNantes · 22-25, M
@faithfulhusband God, that reminds me! A few years ago I was listening to this radio show, & the co-presenter was saying about how there was this huge clock beside him. So, after the show, I went on Facebook & commented on 1 of his posts "Can you show us your huge clock?". It was awkward because my phone had been confiscated at school, so I resorted to sending it on my XBox 360, which was quite a slow & frustrating experience.
Then, maybe a week later, I noticed that in actuality I had sent him a PM! 😬

 
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