Oh Russia, you so crazy

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Ingredients: Sea floor scrapings (including but not limited to tentacles, (rolly poley) fish heads, urchins, octopus anus, Fukushima tuna, and/or Hudson River whitefish) polysorbate 40, Xantham gum, wood rosin, sodium bicarbonate, strontium 90, dehydrated water, yellow dye #5.

@Riemann someone's gotta keep the feed moving