Spider milking needs a very tiny stool and bucket.

A call has gone out from one of our major Funnelweb spider milking labs to catch and milk Funnelweb spiders. (Actually they only want people to catch them. They will do the milking.) Now these suckers are poisonous in the same way as snakes and their venom is required to produce an antidote. So all you big tough people gird your loins. (Although I believe its the Redback spider that favours loins) and come do your civic duty..
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